May 2013
Types of Kisses and their Meaning
Forehead: “I want to taste what you’re thinking” Closed Eyelids: Could be a mysterious gentleman Tip of nose: Try again Cheek: Not an actual kiss. Beware of people who attempt this. Lips: Best face hole Earlobe/Neck: Way off. Call customer service. Top of hand: Stealing your grocery list Computer screen: Go outside. There probably won’t be bears.
April 2013